Sunday, May 11

Hilarious: Patience Jonathan's Top 15 English Blunders (Gbagaun!!!

Hehehe! This people won't kill me before my time, I received this as a broadcast message from one of my BBM contacts and I believe selfishness is when someone wants to keep a whole of this to

Read below some authentic 'Hit Banger' from the stable of your madam at the top.. promise me you won't laugh too much:

1. My husband and Sambo is a good people (Imagine)

2. The President was once a child and the senators were once a children.

3. My fellow widows. (Is her husband dead?)

4. A good mother takes care of his children.(His children? Like Seriously?)

5. The people sitting before you were once a children. (Smh) continue...

6. Yes we are all happy for the effort, it is not easy to carry second in an international competition like this one,(addressing press men after Female Under-19 FIFAWorld Cup).

7. The bombers who born them? Wasn't it not a woman? They were once a children now a adult now they are bombing women and children making some children a widow.(Is she a literate?)

8. My heart feels sorry for these children who have become widows for loosing their parents for one reason or another. (Lmfao....)

9. We should have love for our fellow Nigerians irrespective of their NATIONALITY(Lwkmd)

10. All the bloods they are sharing in Borno (why she no go collect her own abeg?)

11. I would rather kill myself instead of committing suicide. (Lobatan)

12. Ojukwu is a great man, he died but his manhood lives on. (haba! Madam..)

13. On behalf of 2million, I donate my family. (Laugh wan tear my belle o)

14. Why will Boko Haram bomb last churches on christmas day, they don't have respect for Jesus, they are a very bad person, in fact I'm a sadder woman right now and Mr.President is more saddest(Faints...)

15. We all have HIV.( For real? Imagine that).

Well, to all those reading and laughing at this, remember  #There's God oooo

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